Jack Grealish will never not be a Manchester City flop
There has been plenty of talk this season already about Jack Grealish and his status in the Manchester City team since his £100 million move last summer. Grealish had...
Why Chelsea are insane for signing Anthony Gordon for £60m, or at all
Since Chelsea got a new owner in Todd Boehly, their transfer window really picked up and the approach has gone from targeting other club’s targets, to exciting youth, to...
Casemiro, Carlos Henrique – How He Cements Man Utd’s Midfield
“There are lots of poets in football, but they don’t win many titles” Jose Mourinho, after beating Ajax in the Europa League final One of Jose Mourinho’s deep catalogue...
Case by Case reaction: Casemiro to United piece
This is not a Glazer face-saving article. The Glazers are parasites and must go for Manchester United to become the football club, and business, they were a decade ago....
ARE WE SEEING THE REBUILD OF A NEW LIVERPOOL TEAM? – BY PETER
On the 13th June 2021, I released an article DOES THE LIVERPOOL SQUAD NEED A BIG REBUILD OR SOME MINOR TWEAKS? – BY PETER – Touchline Media Group (touchlinefracas.co.uk)...
Brian Under Duress List Gameweek #28
The Brian Under Duress (BUD) List is back for Gameweek 28 of Premier League fixtures. Every week players, teams and managers will be assessed and narrowed down to a...
In defence of the referees..
‘Extra money, with some slight abuse on the side’. I remember describing to my friends my rationale for becoming a qualified match official during my time at university. It...
Brian Under Duress List Gameweek #27
The Brian Under Duress (BUD) List is back for Gameweek 27 of Premier League fixtures. Every week players, teams and managers will be assessed and narrowed down to a...
The Pulisic Paradox – Case of Mistaken Identity?
Since the departure of Eden Hazard to Real Madrid, Chelsea have lacked a true creative focal point in attack as a result. Eden was a playmaker in its true...
Brian Under Duress List Gameweek #26
The Brian Under Duress (BUD) List is back for Gameweek 25 of Premier League fixtures. Every week players, teams and managers will be assessed and narrowed down to a...
Still Finding Lukaku – Touchline Notebook Special
Sequels are always hard when they have to top what came before it. The more time that passes on from that first instalment, it becomes even harder still. In...
Brian Under Duress List Gameweek #25
The Brian Under Duress (BUD) List is back for Gameweek 25 of Premier League fixtures. Every week players, teams and managers will be assessed and narrowed down to a...
Brian’s Premier League Under Duress List
I’ll be producing a new series called “Brian’s under Duress” List aka as the BUD List. Every week players, teams and managers will be assessed and narrowed down to...
5 Reasons why Tottenham fans hate Arsenal
The North London derby. Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur. A rivalry full of antagonism and hatred between both sets of supporters. As we build up to the 190th North London...
Taking the knee: why has the gesture caused so much debate?
When the England national team took the knee before their EURO 2020 warm-up games against Austria and Romania in June, the players were booed by a significant number of...
Cristiano Ronaldo – Painting The Elephant. MUGA Special by Elijah
Invariably, where there is an Olympics, there is a new state of the art stadium to host the shining spectacle. A city with a great wondrous stadia in it,...
Jorginho and the problem with individual awards
The Ballon d’Or and the UEFA Men’s Best Player awards are the two most coveted individual trophies within men’s football. The ceremonies are star studded, the candidates boast extraordinary...
TG Special: What do you think they’re smoking over there at the Emirates? – by Dan Koogs
A real mixed bag Mikel Arteta has been in charge of Arsenal since December 2019 signing a 3 1/2 year deal. “A completely mixed bag” would be an accurate...
2011 THROWBACK: WHY ‘NEW DROGBA’ IS DIFFERENT TO DIDIER
This article is a time capsule as I (Daniel Soff) wrote this on the 13th of May 2011 whilst Lukaku was still at Anderlecht. There is a very good...
Have Chelsea finally overtaken Arsenal as London’s biggest club?
On the 29th May 2021, Chelsea won their second UEFA Champions League (UCL) title. Going in as underdogs, the blues defeated the Premier League Champions Manchester City led by...
DOES THE LIVERPOOL SQUAD NEED A BIG REBUILD OR SOME MINOR TWEAKS? – BY PETER
The 2020/21 Premier League campaign has concluded and for Liverpool it has been the most peculiar season. The Reds came in as favourites being the reigning champions but succumbed...
Wilfried Zaha: Has he missed the boat?
In recent years, Wilfried Zaha has been heavily linked with moves away from Crystal Palace to teams in the top 6 of the Premier League as well as European...
Starboy rankings 2021/22
Touchline Analysts were challenged to do a rank that stands the test of time. The composite column on the left is what our combined rankings of the players are....
The night in Porto, three centre backs and the art of the ‘second chance’ in football
As a Chelsea fan, the past couple days since the triumph in Porto has allowed the observation of a beautiful irony with the discussions of our squad. The solidification...
“Should I stay or should I go?”: An analysis of life under Roy Hodgson
‘Should I stay or should I go’ the famous words sung by the London punk band, The Clash, perfectly sums up the situation regarding the future of Crystal Palace manager,...
KOP END SPECIAL: WHO SHOULD BE GINI WIJNALDUM’S SUCCESSOR? – BY PETER
Gini Wijnaldum’s contract expires at the end of the season and his time at Liverpool is coming to an end. The Dutch midfielder has been at the Reds for...
TLF Interview: Wales International Rhys Norrington-Davies
Sheffield United’s struggles this season have been in the margins, and they will look to bolster their squad to take another run at the Premier League. One such reinforcement...
From The Sublime to the Ridiculous
They often say that one game can define a season. An interesting concept when you consider the highs and lows of any 90-minute period on the pitch. Shifts in...
MISSING: “Have you seen my assist?” The concept of ‘robbed assists’ by Dan Soff
There’s a serious crime happening against the creators of this world. (Thankfully for you, I am not talking about the fact that you are yet to sign up to...
“Trust the process” – Football’s greatest fallacy? – By Dan Koogs
New season, new nightmare On Monday Night Football on Sky Sports, following a 2-0 defeat to Tottenham Hotspur Jamie Carragher came out in a bold defence of Mikel...
UEFA Euro U21 Championships: France Deep Dive
“Les Bleuets” kick off their u21 campaign tomorrow against Denmark and with the star quality that runs through their entire squad, they have to be considered one of the...
UEFA Euro U21 Portugal Deep Dive: As Novas Esperanças
"Portugal are not considered among the main favourites with France, Spain, Germany and England taking up that mantle. However, Portugal won 9 of 10 qualifiers and internally will be...
UEFA Euro U21 Championships: England Deep Dive
England have qualified for every U21 EURO tournament since 2007 but have not reached a final since 2009. In case you didn’t feel old enough, that side had the...
The Truth behind Thomas Tuchel’s Tricky Blues – By Jerry
Thomas Tuchel has enjoyed a fine start to life as Chelsea’s manager. Save for a few teething problems, the Blues have recorded some impressive results. Notably wins against...
Special Bird or Choking Cockerel by Yaw
Opinion Piece At the time of writing this, Spurs have just lost yet another North London Derby to their bitter rivals Arsenal at the Emirates. The result itself although...
The Wheels On The Bus
I sometimes hear more of Thomas Tuchel than I do from some of my friends, this may not sound so strange when you consider that Chelsea usually play twice...
Chessy Special: Sound Progress, Long Way to Go
It has now been a month since Thomas Tuchel took charge of the Blues, succeeding club legend Frank Lampard at the helm. With seven victories, three draws and zero...
KOP END SPECIAL: THIAGO ALCANTARA – THE ‘IDEA BALLER’- BY PETER
The announcement of signing Thiago Alcantara from Bayern Munich on the 18th of September was big. It was a statement of intent from the Champions to regain their Premier...
MUGA Special: Man Utd – In Defence Of Nothing – By Elijah
“Goals win you games, defences win you titles” – Everyone has heard of this. Famously said by none other than Sir Alex Ferguson. Check the statistics however, and you’ll...
Martin Ødegaard: A Mødern Creatør we prayed før – Touchy Gooners Special
The Midfield General In my time watching Arsenal, the team has gone through two clear cycles in terms of player profiles. Under Arsene Wenger, the team went through a...
“Cross and Inshallah” – Premier League’s Team Crossing in 2020/21
‘Cross and Inshallah’, a phrase adopted by Football Twitter in recent years. A term of derision, it’s usually reserved for instances where players and teams have run out of...
Lost in Translation: Why English managers are so bad
The first in a series of articles detailing why I think English managers are currently bad, using the story of Frank Lampard’s managerial career, to date, to better help...
KOP END SPECIAL: KIRKBY BOYZ – BY PETER
Barcelona, Ajax, Athletic Bilbao, and even the ‘rivals’ Manchester United are renowned for their great youth academies. Many players have been able to forge careers at the highest level...
Touchline Hotspur – Oh, Spurs do have starboys?
Man United, Man City, Chelsea, Liverpool and even the Arse all have starboys, so where are Tottenham’s? It’s a question asked by rival fans across the board, Spurs do...
CHELSEA – SCOUT REPORT
After watching Chelsea struggle against the spirited 10 men of Fulham this weekend, I checked the date for the looming Champions League fixture against Athletico Madrid. Images came to...
Eastside Goon: Newcastle Nuisance
It seems like Arteta went for some strategic changes. Luiz and Willian return into the first team which is not that surprising given the competition – and a good...
MUGA Special – Mason Greenwood: See Through The Forest
It’s easy to get lost. In the woods. With all the surrounding trees, reaching heights that scale way beyond that of us humans. They can block out any light,...
East Side Goon Special: Bye Bogey Brighton
After a much needed win against Chelsea over the weekend, I was very pleased to see Arteta sticking to his guns with the starting line up. I’m sure seeing...
Instant gratification vs a futuristic outlook – A conundrum
“Believe in me” Mikel Arteta’s words, caught on camera during Arsenal’s FA Cup celebrations. Essentially a declaration to one of his disciples as proof that he has all the...
Touchline Fracas’ Mid-term Reports: Premier League 2020/21
As this god-awful year wraps up, we take comfort in having Premier League football front and centre once again. The return in June and then again in September was...
East Side Goon Special: North of the Wall
Going north of the wall is never easy. I thought after another frustrating mid-week performance vs Southampton we would’ve made some improvements in todays game against Everton. Todays line...
Spurs Special: The Right Wing Conundrum – By Tobi
It feels a tad ungrateful to discuss something ‘missing’ from a Spurs side riding high at the top of the table with the joint 3rd most goals scored so...
KOP END SPECIAL: Who should Liverpool target at Centre back In January? – By Peter
Let’s take a trip down memory lane. It’s the 17th of October and were 5 minutes into a heated Merseyside derby. Liverpool are bossing the game and lead 1-0 through a Sadio Mane strike and then it...
EAST SIDE GOON SPECIAL: Spurs 2-0 Arsenal – “NLD – North London Disgrace”
Just when I thought we hit rock bottom we end up in this mess. I knew the first half was gonna get long when we gave the ball away...
Chessy Hour Special: Equity and Balance – by Jerry
As I tuned into the pre-match broadcast for Tottenham Hotspur vs Chelsea, seeing Callum Hudson-Odoi absent from the squad and Olivier Giroud on the bench, one word kept rattling...
EAST SIDE GOON SPECIAL: ARSENAL 1-2 WOLVES – “Wolverine”
Well, where do I fucking start??? The line up was half decent, however ‘Willian the Villan’ is STILL starting??? I don’t know what kind of bondage he has with...
N’golo Kante: Why He Still Has Some Years At The Top – by Semms
N’golo Kante has without a shadow of a doubt established himself as one of the world’s best ball-winning central midfield players since coming to England when Claudio Ranieri signed...
MUGA Special: Harry Maguire: Man Utd’s Emperor in New Clothes – By Elijah
One great thing about stories, fables and tales is that they are able to explain complicated phenomena quite easily. Such is the case of the pluralistic ignorance and Danish...
East Side Goon Special: Leeds 0-0 Arsenal – “Robust FC”
When I first saw the line up today, I thought ite this guy has finally benched Laca for his treacherous ways”. Willock also deserved his spot coz he has...
Touchy Gooners Special: “pLaY aUbA dOwN tHe MiDdLe” – By Dan Koogs
I think most people will agree that, on the whole, Arsenal fans were filled with a quiet, but lingering, optimism stepping into this season. Rightly or wrongly, this was...
“Stick to Football” – Politics & humanitarianism in the modern game
In a world that’s as polarised politically and socially as it’s ever been, it can be very difficult for anybody to air an opinion without being shouted down. Say...
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Contrasting Fortunes: Ole vs Super Frank
At the start of the 2019/20 Premier League season, Manchester United and Chelsea were in similar positions. The two clubs, who for so often have demanded success at all...
The Curious Case of British Asian Footballers
At the time of last Census, British Asians (Britons who trace their origins to South Asia: India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, The Maldives & Sri Lanka) made up nearly 8% of...
Has Paul Pogba flopped at Manchester United?
Paul Pogba has publicised his desire for a “new challenge” away from Old Trafford. The Frenchman stated, “it could be a good time” to move onto greener pastures whilst...
Solskjær’s Slump: A deeper look into Manchester United’s recent decline
With just two unconvincing wins in their last eight games and a Manchester derby to come, many would argue that Ole has lost control of the wheel. It seemed...
An insight into practical solutions to racism in football
Just over 30 years separates the infamous John Barnes’ banana back-heel and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang confronted by the same repulsive animus from rival fans last December. While the perpetrator at...
Wolves at the Door
Anybody who loves watching football will have loved watching Wolverhampton Wanderers this season. They are on course for a Top 7 finish and are through to the semi-finals of...
Manchester City v Chelsea Tactical Breakdown
Pre-game: Manchester City went into their clash against Chelsea needing a win to return to the top of the Premier League. But City would only climb above Liverpool on...
Manchester United’s Transformation under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Manchester United have seven wins from seven games under caretaker manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. In doing so, Solskjaer has managed to get this United team to play much closer...
#Spygate – Hysteria & Hypocrisy
Football punditry is divisive by its very nature – it’s usually a subjective view of on-the-pitch events by people who are well placed to have an opinion on the...
A deeper look into the Sterling Saga and reactions
When Raheem Sterling aptly addressed the racist abuse he received at Stamford Bridge, he began a discussion which has long been overdue: Why are black players treated differently in...
Kante Vs Jorginho
After Chelsea’s disastrous trip to Wembley there is need for introspection. However among the usual leg jerk criticisms, mostly warranted after a shocking display from Sarri’s men, there is...
Arsenal v Liverpool Tactical Breakdown
Pre-game: Watching Emery’s first season at Arsenal, it is clear that he opts to play out from defence to build attacks. This is facilitated by the passing options available...
An Ode to the Shitehouse
The antihero, the flawed protagonist, the shitehouse. We love to see them fail, we love to see them prosper. From Tony Soprano to Patrick Bateman to Walter White, we...
Inverted Fullbacks
The Inverted full-back was not a position deployed regularly in the premier league until recently, Pep Guardiola was not the first manager to utilise the position, however having David...
The Sorry State of British Football Punditry
A large proportion of the football pundits on our televisions are ex-professionals. Some viewers see this as a positive due to the belief that professional experience brings a level...
Success in Modern Football
Bill Shankly (7), Sir Matt Busby (8), Bob Paisley (12), Sir Alex Ferguson (24). The most decorated managers in English football. What made them successful? Above all: Trophies. Trophies...
The Washed One
Jose Mourinho is arguably the most polarising figure in world football today. Despite his critics, he is also one of the most decorated managers. So, on 27th May 2016,...
Maurizio Sarri : First Look
Touchline Fracas takes a look at Maurizio Sarri, the newest addition to the assortment of top quality managers in the premier league. Background We start from July 2011 when...
It’s coming home
Heart rates across England have never collectively been higher, than when Eric Dier stepped up to take what would be the winning penalty against Colombia. It had been a...
Foreign Treasure’s
This past month I visited two arena’s of football, the old and mighty San Siro rife with history and legend, and the modern palace of the Stade Matmut Atlantique....
Functionality Vs Philosophy
Manchester City have set the premier league alight this season, as is often the case in England one single team has been completely dominant. Despite the general belief that...
Midweek Football Tips
Tonight is Capital One Cup night, where the underdogs try to upset the big boys in hope that they aren’t quite on the ball. Lets make some money! @Tom_OMara...
126 – Wakanda FC
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125 – Baka-go-go
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124 – Piano FC
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123 – One Night Stand
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Is Batshuayi’s time at Chelsea over ?
When Michy Batshuayi poked in the winner for Chelsea against West Brom effectively securing the title at the Hawthorns, you could have forgiven him for thinking that it was...
121 – Sex, Relationships and Football
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120 – Big Shoes to Phil
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Eden Hazard to Real Madrid ?
Eden Hazard reportedly would turn down a contract extension from Chelsea, whilst this isn’t a surprise to me it will certainly be a jolt back to reality for many...
119 – Swag & More Xmas Special
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Winter Winner
As the Christmas bells jingle louder the inevitable grumblings escape from top flight changing rooms, bemoaning the lack of the winter break. Antonio Conte, Jose Mourinho and co are...
Surely thats a red ?
Let me preface this by saying I generally dislike referees. They remain a frequent blemish on the beautiful game, as someone who has played the football all the way...
118 – Griezmann v Pnp
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