The Touchline

Daniel (@Swagadore)

Club – Chelsea FC

Caps – 7

Strengths – Youth Football Afficianado, making Arsenal fans cry & not part of The Mourinho Cult

Weaknesses – Talks for Britain & One mention from him on Twitter and your tweets go into meltdown

 

Leroy (@PatternOfPlay)

Club – Arsenal FC

Caps – 6

Strengths – Good understanding of tactics, very good judge of a players ability & a remarkably handsome chap

Weaknesses – He will steal your woman & he hates Olivier Giroud

 

Morayo (@Whodeknee)

Club – Manchester United FC

Caps – 5

Strengths – All round sporting loon, Very objective United fan (rare) & a Fantastic twitter handle

Weaknesses – Questionable hat and dining selections

 

Ayo (@UncleD1su)

Club – Manchester United

Caps – 12

Strengths – Great overall understanding of football, hilariously witty & possibly the greatest troll to have lived

Weaknesses – Took up Basketball when United started losing, Mocks old men when they fall over

 

Sait (@SaitCham)

Club – Arsenal FC

Caps – 2

Strengths – One of the first ever guests, Lover of all things Mesut & has represented Gambia at International Level

Weaknesses – Wears glasses to bed & hates transfer windows

 

Ellis (@Elliskco_I)

Club -Liverpool FC

Caps – 5

Strengths – Liverpool Encyclopaedia, European Football lover, dresses like Danny Dyer

Weaknesses – Often brings his Mum on the show & he supports Liverpool

 

Mickey (@TheRegista_)

Club – Arsenal

Caps – 5

Strengths – Tactical Genius, Coaching Philosopher & is the only person in the world to still use the word ‘fella’

Weaknesses – Often decides to pop to the barbers or shop 5 mins before recording a Podcast

 

Ife  (@MrMeeds)

Club – Chelsea FC

Caps – 3

Strengths – Chelsea know it all, delightfully posh accent & gets more female attention than the host Lewis (which is a lot)

Weaknesses – Part of the Mourinho Cult

 

Reuben (@MarcoReubs)

Club – Crystal Palace

Caps – 6

Strengths – Wonderkid status, Prospective Sports Journalist & has extremely cool hair

Weaknesses – Has the voice of a 35 year old man

 

Elijah (@AliquaScripto)

Club – Manchester United FC

Caps – 3

Strengths – Wonderkid Status, A walking Football Encyclopaedia & A Very Talented Writer

Weaknesses – Needs to have a better family selection choice

 

Gaz (@MidknightGaz)

Club – Manchester United

Caps – 3

Strengths – Prospective coach, avid football follower, last remaining hooligan name on the planet

Weaknesses – Has ‘Student of the game’ in his Twitter Bio

 

Junior (@JuniorXVII)

Club – Manchester United

Caps – 2

Strengths – Wonderkid Status, Has his own opinion and sticks to it & the only person in the world to still have a box haircut

Weaknesses – His Twitter handle and choice of football boots

 

Mark (@Mark_OneFive)

Club – Manchester United FC

Caps – 1

Strengths – Has initials on his football jacket, great knowledge of sport all round, perfect for a pub quiz team

Weaknesses – His Twitter Avi

 

Adam (@TouchlineOracle)

Club – Arsenal FC

Caps – 1

Strengths – Fantastic all round football knowledge, great understanding of tactics, respected football writer

Weaknesses – Availability

 

Luke (@ArseDNA)

Club – Arsenal FC

Caps – 1

Strengths – Possibly the funniest person on the planet, cooler hair than Reuben. Arsenal’s greatest troll account

Weaknesses – Never f****** comes on

 

Anton (@AntLeSulk)

Club – Arsenal

Caps -1

Strengths – Excellent Footballer, Controversial Opinions & Extremely Argumentative

Weaknesses – Not too sure about the beard

 

Lekz (@LekzLDN)

Club – Arsenal

Caps – 1

Strengths – Financial Expert, Smart Lad & a knowledgeable Gooner

Weaknesses – Again not too sure about the beard

 

 

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